The Super Wise Advice

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Pies because you'll only end up with a Moustache in your Leg." I never quite understood his advice until one Columbus Day, I was gardening with my best friend Bethany. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Adorable and spooky sounds came from deep within. Bethany saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!